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Finally, a usefull iPad App
Guess the web browsers
When youre upgrading your PC to Windows 8 and cant decide if you should keep nothing, or keep nothing, dont worry, Windows 8 will help you decide. At least thats what happened when one person on Twitter upgraded their OS today. Its probably just a small bug, but well stick to Mountain Lion when it comes out.
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.
As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.
"The bottle has a hole in it!"
"What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.
"And it's missing three keys,"
"Control, Alt and Delete."
Greg is having a really bad day at the office.
Steve Jobs funniest joke was said at the D5 conference. 'Apple is like a ship with a hole in the bottom, leaking water and my job is to get the ship pointed in the right direction'. The joke is in reference to Gil Amelio, the previous CEO of Apple.
Giving That Sexy Stare
Summer Expectations Reality
When You Dont Go on Facebook For A Week
Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd diss each other xD
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